| Testicular Public Service Announcement |
[Apr. 15th, 2008|12:09 pm] |
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You do not scratch balls You pinch and roll
 Knowing is half the battle |
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To prevent testicular torsion, remember these three words:
Stop
Touch
And Tell!
I prefer stop, scratch, smell.
And I've been using an old plastic spork this whole time? man! Ed saves teh day!
You can still use the spork to cradle and lift your sack while pinching and rolling.
Damnit now I have some old Aquabats stuck in my head.
Oh that's funny, I didn't know there was a song... I heard a comedian mention the technique. | |