Pfffthaha!

I just showed T that gif the other day, cracked my ass up!

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Kris wants Chris Hansen to talk dirty to her.

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bwahahaha
would you then walk in with a video crew and interrupt?

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"why don't you please take a set"

"how old did you think Kris is?"

"What are you doing with 3 six packs of mikes hard lemonade and a pocketful of condoms?"

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GOLD!

I'd totally want a copy of that episode :)
Just for the utter lack of confusion on Hansen's face!

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That Squidbillies episode with Rusty working as bait is stuck in my head now.

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Oh, I gotta make sure to tivo that one.

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The universe would collapse upon itself with pure win if one guy strolled into the trap wearing a Pedobear T-shirt. There's just something funny about watching pieces of living fail walk into a trap and then try to rationally explain something that foul.

Plus, how could I pass up verbally hi-fiving you on excellent snacking choice of Andy Capp's Hot Fries? Dangit, I haven't had any of those in a while. For some reason, they work well with most good soders and pops, they do! You two are the top notch snackers that I've always suspected you were.

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lol or a Lazytown shirt.

Although I must admit, I'm fascinated by Robbie Rotten. That's one freaky ass tv show.

I used to love crushing the heck out of AC fries and then pouring them in my piehole for a maximum eating frenzy.

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omg this is a dream come true for me!

when i was laid up at the hotel after surgery, they had a to catch a predator marathon all day long! i've seen them all, that shit is pure comedic gold. my fav is the guy who wants to fuck the poodle.

oh and andy capps...god dammit!! they don't have those out here. oh how i miss my sumptuous pub fries.

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If only you lived in this shithole called jersey. We could have a night of TCAP & Andy Capp debauchery.
I love this guy...


Oddly Andy Capp fries disappeared for the longest time and now they seem to be showing up in convenience stores again.

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Doesn't that dude know better than to show up for a hot underage date with low blood sugar?!
sheesh.

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Perhaps he imbibed in a few too many of the Zimas he brought over.

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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, they're popping up in places like Dollar Tree around here. I thought that I just hadn't seen them in a while but maybe it was like that everywhere?

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"I knew what this was, I was just testing you" with your and Kris's added "You pass! Flying colors!" is still my favorite. Never wonder why I love you guys.

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He was just doing his job. Making sure it was a fine tuned machine.

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And he got to check out the rest of the system, too! Good for him.

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i love to catch a predator!

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I could watch it 24 hours a day :)

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I like to watch "To Catch A Predator" For two reasons.

To get tips so I dont get asked to have a seat and talk for a moment.

Also so I dont have to cover myself with mud to remain unseen.

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I never realized it was inappropriate to ask a 12 year old if they liked anal.
Who knew?

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LOL

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